the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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power to breathe

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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A power level of under 9000.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!