The power to eat edible things.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!