The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!