the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to see through water

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to die

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!