The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!