Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to create tree sap.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to die

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to read the TV

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!