The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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Batman

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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i like pie.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!