The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!