The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!