the power to convert farts into burps.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!