The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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Poop

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!