The Power to be aqua man

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to bleed

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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Balls.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!