The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!