Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to wink really fast.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!