the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!