The power to sing but your mute

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Death at will

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to breathe

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!