The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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Black power

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!