The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to die....

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!