The power to die in one second

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to pee ants.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be justin beiber

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!