The ability to breath, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to withstand camel rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to become a dead ant.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to catch em all

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to read

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!