The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power of trolling your self

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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KeemStar

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to die at will

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!