the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make out of thin air

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to do nothing.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!