The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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captain obvious

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!