The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The super power to control paper.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!