The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!