The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to look into cheese.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!