The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power of words

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to troll.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!