The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!