The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Acid pee

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!