The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!