the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be dead

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!