The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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hello

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!