- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to poop whenever you want.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

the power to fart the alphebet

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to exhale clouds.

They power to be able to make meth.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

Pointless Super Powers