The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!