the power to beathe

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power of words

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!