the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!