- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to obtain money, by going to work

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The ability to see through insects.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

Pointless Super Powers