The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to watch grass grow

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!