The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to live.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to troll.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!