The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make everything worse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!