The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to think of powers

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to die

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Warm vision

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!