The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!