The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to die at will

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to poo.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!