the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to not have a power

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to buy free things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!