The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to get blood clots

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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Immunity to medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!