The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!