the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be missed when present.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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cry acid tears

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!