The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to have a power

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!