The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!