The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to get STD's

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the power to get married

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to not Waste time

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the ability to die once you have died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!